MAISON FZRETURN TO THE ESTATE ↗

THE ROYAL BALLISTICS DEPARTMENT

Fling the King.

Inherited a kingdom. Departed as a projectile.

DISTANCE0 m
CROWN JEWELS0
PERSONAL BEST0 m
I / THE ESTATE45 SECOND FLIGHT PERMITNO CLAIMS. NO DIGNITY.
HIS MAJESTY IS READY FOR DEPARTUREPull back. Let go.
Lower your expectations.Drag Zack down and left, then release.
Or use the launch controls below.
The royal carriage has been replaced by physics.
THE FLIGHT MANUAL Open before embarrassing the Crown ↗

01 / DEPARTDrag the royal head down and left, then release. Or set power and elevation and press Launch.

02 / SURVIVEBoost to extend flight. Dive to drop onto a gold pad for a stronger bounce. Diving onto bare ground costs momentum.

03 / PROFITCollect jewels in a row to build a multiplier. Crates break your streak. Champagne replenishes one boost; shields absorb one crate.

04 / REPEATEarn coins, complete commissions, and improve your equipment. Daily Disgrace uses a fixed daily course and standard equipment. Each flight has a 45-second permit.

THE MINISTRY OF QUESTIONABLE INVESTMENTS

Fund the next disaster.

ROYAL TREASURY0earned coins · no real money

Keyboard: Space = launch / boost · D = dive · P = pause. Sound is optional. Progress saves on this browser when storage is available.

Affectionate parody. Fictional royal ballistics. No purchases, accounts, or online leaderboard. His dignity was already beyond repair.